Windows 98，XP，Vista的源代码，很有创意

**Turing** · 08-05-21, 01:59

这些代码全是用C实现的，

Windows 98:

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; /*使程序看起来很大*/
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)　{　　/*如果不崩溃*/
　display_copyright_message();　　/*显示版权信息*/
　display_bill_rules_message();　　/*显示比尔的规则的信息*/
　do_nothing_loop();　　　　　　　　/*进行空循环*/
　if (first_time_installation)　{　　/*如果是第一次安装*/
　　make_50_megabyte_swapfile();　　　/*创建50M的交换文件*/
　　do_nothing_loop();　　　　　　　　/*进行空循环*/
　　totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();　/*将HPFS文件系统完全搞乱*/
　　search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();　/*搜寻并删除OS/2的所有残余信息*/
　　hang_system();　　/*挂起系统*/
　　}
　write_something(anything);　/*随便写一些信息*/
　display_copyright_message();　/*显示版权信息*/
　do_nothing_loop();　　/*进行空循环*/
　do_some_stuff();
　if (still_not_crashed)　{　　/*如果还没崩溃*/
　　display_copyright_message();　/*显示版权信息*/
　　do_nothing_loop();　　　　/*进行空循环*/
　　basically_run_windows_3.1();　/*基本上运行Windows 3.1*/
　　do_nothing_loop();　　/*进行空循环*/
　　do_nothing_loop();　　/*进行空循环*/
　　}
　}
　if (detect_cache())　/*如果检测到缓存*/
　　disable_cache();　　/*使缓存失效*/
　if (fast_cpu())　{　　/*如果CPU很快*/
　　set_wait_states(lots);　/*设置等待状态*/
　　set_mouse(speed, very_slow);　/*设置鼠标（速度很慢）*/
　　set_mouse(action, jumpy);　　/*设置鼠标（动作跳跃）*/
　　set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);　/*设置鼠标（有时反应）*/
　　}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");　/*输出“欢迎使用Windows 98”*/
if (system_ok())　/*如果系统正常*/
　crash(to_dos_prompt);　/*崩溃（到DOS提示符）*/
else
　system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
　/*否则打开a:\swp0001.swp作为系统内存*/
while(something)　{
　sleep(5);　　　/*睡眠5秒钟*/
　get_user_input();　/*接收用户输入*/
　sleep(5);　　　/*睡眠5秒钟*/
　act_on_user_input();　/*对用户输入起反应*/
　sleep(5);　　　/*睡眠5秒钟*/
　}
create_general_protection_fault();　/*产生一般保护错误*/

Windows XP:
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 2001
$History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

Windows Vista:

/*

GNOT General Public License!

(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation

*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing {}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) {
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}

Make10GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}

//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
printf ("Welcome to Windows Vista");

if (still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();

return LotsMoreMoney,
}
}

个人感觉写Windows Vista源代码的那位老兄实在太有才了，C语言是面向过程的，竟用到了class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP 实在是太强大了！